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Unsolicited Audition for “Sexy” Carl’s Jr. Ad

Dear God, look at that snake-like tongue. I think this video just turned me into a vegan lesbian.

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Oscar the Grouch

Literally speaking, this costume looks a little trashy. That’s because it’s the “sexy Halloween girl costume” version of Oscar the Grouch. But of course, due to trademark licensing restrictions, the design maestros at Yandy.com can’t refer to it as Oscar the Grouch. So instead, it’s called the “Sexy Trash Monster Costume”. Ladies, not sure what to dress up as for Halloween? Consider spending $26.98 to look like that grouchy homeless character from Sesame Street.

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Drunk Times with Hot Girls: Threesomes

When you’ve had a few drinks, you think and talk about things differently. This guy with a microphone and camera thought it’d be funny to ask drunk girls about their threesome experiences. See what they say and decide for yourself if you think they’re being more honest than usual.

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Uncle Sam

Whoever came up with this costume thought there’d be serious sex appeal in an American flag dress matched with an Uncle Sam hat. What it actually does is remind me I should probably get around to paying back taxes from 2010. Because Uncle Sam needs YOU to help keep the economy going. Something everyone learns from seeing women parade around downtown during Halloween is that pretty much anything can be made to “look sexy” if: (1) the girl wearing the costume has a hot body to begin with and (2) if the costume involves lots of cleavage and leg reveal. Celebrate July 4th and Halloween all at the same time with this “American Booty” costume by Yandy.com. (Ironically, this costume was not made the U.S.A.)

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Meet Sir, the Guy Version of Siri for iPhone

There are things us men just don’t do too well, and one of those is being a digital assistant. The proof is in this parody video that shows you why Apple never intended to release the “Guy version” of Siri for iPhone.

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Hamburglar

When I think “sexy,” I think “hell yea, Hamburglar. She should dress like that sneaky character from McDonald’s. The one with the stripes.” Because nothing oozes sexiness like someone obsessed with hamburger theft. The Halloween costume geniuses at Yandy.com have done it again, with an outfit that takes you down memory lane–when life was simpler and all you really cared about was toys, especially free ones that come in a Micky D’s Happy Meal. You know a girl’s down for fun if she openly displays her fancy for classic McDonaldland characters. She knows the Dollar Menu is where it’s at, and she’s not the high maintenance type. We’re kicking off “Sexy But Weird Halloween Costume Countdown” on Day 1 with this “Hamburger Thief Costume” offered by the diligent clothiers at Yandy.com.

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