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Topless FEMEN Protesters Gone Wild in Europe

We don’t usually discuss protesters, but when we do, it’s because they’re topless. The FEMEN group of activists continue to disrupt political meetings and bureaucratic gatherings all across Europe. They protest issues related to women’s rights, and from the looks of it they are quite angry. Every time they storm a meeting or make a protest, they’re naked and shouting. And every time, without fail, they are viciously tackled and carried out by the security guards, kicking and screaming.

When reviewing these pictures for, you know, socio-political scientific research, we’re puzzled by a few questions: (1) are these girls backed by funding? I mean, they’ve got to have resources, or at least some sort of income, right? (2) why are they so well-groomed, especially in the armpit region? aren’t feminists supposed to reject make-up and shaving? (3) why are they always getting brutally tackled by security? Seriously, can’t they just be treated with civility and asked to leave? (4) why not wear thongs or nude-colored spanky pants? Looking almost-naked definitely gets even more attention; (5) if they’re protesting in non-English speaking nations like Spain, France and Russia, why do they have English written on their bodies? (6) Where are the naked protesters in America? With that said, as much as we’d like to support FEMEN somehow, like via monetary donation of fiat currency printed by men, we’ll have to make do with just writing about them to help get the word out. If you’re against female oppression and stuff, check out their site at femen.org, where you can also buy some trendy branded shirts. Viva la revolución. Fight the Man!

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – BJU Coed

BJU isn’t part of the Pac-12 or Big 10 conferences, because it’s an imaginary college in the fantasy land of not-so-subtle Innuendo. Brought to you by the purveyors of fine costuming known as Yandy, this skimpy costume is perfect for college Halloween parties or hardcore POV porn shoots. Either way, any girl who wears this outfit will surely attract even those who claim to have “high standards”. How can anyone resist such exacting attention to detail, such as the hair ribbons and the matching red-plaid thong underwear. Let’s hope it’s clear skies all day and night on the 31st of October so we can spot any brave party girls who choose to wear this costume. For extra credit, go bra-less.

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Pres Cup Streaker Goes Wild, Gets Famous

The President’s Cup Streaker has finally been identified as 23 year old Kimberly Webster. Fun-loving and patriotic, she says she did it because she just “wanted to have some fun”. In her recent interview with NBC News, the slender albeit leggy brunette went on to say that “when I typed in ‘Top Streakers of All-Time’, it was all men, and I was just like, you know, let’s see what happens, let’s try to change this.” And so she followed through. The penalty? A $100 fine for ‘disorderly conduct’, which turns out to be worth it since the Pres Cup Streaker is now getting contacted by TV shows in the U.S., Australia and U.K. What’s the lesson here? Well, if you’re a marginally attractive woman and wish to end the soul-crushing, existential angst of living in constant anonymity, just go streaking at the next major golfing event. The hotter you are, the better the results, and the smaller the penalty. The trappings of a luxurious lifestyle that come with media exposure and interview payouts are just one semi-naked run away. Hey, it worked out just fine for Kimberly. Here are the newest pictures she posted on her twitter. The irony here is that she kinda looks better when clothed.

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Miley Cyrus’ Furry Animal

Miley Cyrus’ furry animal is not something you want to mention in polite company. Why? Because: double entendre. Or would that be innuendo…Anyway, proper diction aside, this Miley Cyrus VMA Halloween Costume is something only the most hardcore Hannah Montana fans will want to wear to go trick or treating in. You know, to complete the cycle, to go full circle from innocent, marketable Disney Channel TV actress to hip hop pop singer starlet gone wild. Want to stand out and tell everyone you’re a fun party animal who loves attention? Then this exclusive Yandy costume is the perfect choice. For an even more risqué look, wear the jumper without the nude-colored bra and spanky shorts underneath.

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Elaborate Telekinesis Prank at a Coffee Shop

Reality is a strange place. Most of us walk around thinking we know what’s possible and what’s not. But deep down we’re curious about whether there are supernatural forces out there, things that aren’t smoothly explained by the laws of physics and rules of science. The creative marketing team behind the upcoming new Carrie 2013 remake wanted to test the boundaries of what people think is possible. They rigged an entire coffee shop using elaborate film set gadgets, complete with a crew of actors, to mind-fuck some innocent NYC coffee shop customers. Check out what happens when a girl flips out and starts making shit move with her mind. The reactions are quite funny.

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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Stinkin’ Cute Skunk

We’re back from the weekend break with a fresh set of eyes for that which is sexy but weird. Browsing the “Sexy Halloween Costumes” section on Yandy.com, the “Stinkin’ Cute Skunk Costume” stood out mainly because of the silly name. It takes a truly imaginative mind to design a costume based on nature’s most odious creature; the skunk’s spray is so powerfully disgusting it wards off bears and wolves. So logically, it stands to good reason that a smelly, repulsive woodland critter would make a very “cute” outfit to wear on the 31st of October. Question is, does this costume also come with a skunk-like spray to help girls ward off unwanted suitors?

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